Bill and Ted: Face the Music (2020) Review

Decades after Wyld Stallyns won the Battle of the Bands and had their moment in the spotlight, Bill S. Preston Esquire (Alex Winter) and “Ted” Theodore Logan (Keanu Reaves) are still trying to write the one song that unites the world and saves all of time (and now reality). Performing at open mic nights and…

Top Gun (1986) Movie Review

What says summer more than 80’s Tom Cruise? Perhaps fighter jets, oiled up beach volleyball, and Kenny Loggins. Buckle up kiddos, we’re entering the Danger Zone. These are my thoughts on Top Gun. Top Gun is one of those movies I have a hard time being objective about, or at least enough to deliver a…

Zombieland (2009) Movie Review

Zombieland is a 2009 zombie, horror-comedy, road trip movie all centered around four strangers getting together to travel to their individual final destinations all while trying to survive a zombie apocalypse… and each other. Introverted Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) finally leaves his dorm room after weeks indoors playing World of Warcraft, when he was attacked by…

Scoob! (2020) Movie Review

***SPOILERS AHEAD*** “Scoob!” was just released directly to VoD last weekend, so grab your Scooby Snacks and let’s get into this mystery. When the film opens, we are introduced to a young yet-to-be-named Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Rogers in 2010. Shaggy has a hard time making friends, but when the young Great Dane is chased towards…

Fantasy Island (2020) Movie Review

***SPOILERS AHEAD*** Are you brave enough to face your greatest fantasy? As we all know, our fantasies never play out exactly as they do in our heads. On this island, those dreams can quickly become your greatest nightmare.  Fantasy Island is a reboot of the classic series of the same name from 1978, made by…

Violence Voyager (2018) Review

Director: Ujicha Two friends, Bobby and Akkun, are looking for a shortcut to a neighboring village when they come across an empty theme park in the middle of the woods. And thus begins the visceral nightmare that is Violence Voyager.  Where to start? Violence Voyager is unlike anything I, or probably many American movie-going audiences,…

“There are no gods, only monsters.” Between the Darkness (2019) Review

TITLE: Between the Darkness (or Come Said the Night) DIRECTOR: Andres Rovira Father Roy Grady (Lew Temple), daughter Sprout (Nicole Sherman), and son Percy (Tate Birchmore) travel out to their family retreat home on the anniversary of Roy’s oldest daughter Magda’s (Daniela Leon) death. Sprout becomes terrified when she is certain there is a monster…

Woodstock or Bust (2019) Review

Woodstock or Bust (2019) Director: Leslie Bloom If given the chance to chase your dream, would you do it? Most people won’t. For one reason or another, whether money, work, school, or responsibilities, the majority of people living today will not pursue what could make them very happy. I think the operative word here is…

Adolescence Movie Review

There be spoilers ahead… yhe be warned… Adolescence (2018) Directed by: Ashley Avis Adolescence is a story of addiction, not just addiction to drugs, but to a person. What happens when someone is put through enough unfortunate circumstance and meets just the right person to put them down a path, or perhaps the better word is…